Lolzage!

On the night of June 23, 1993, X arrived at his Manassas, Virginia apartment intoxicated after a night of partying and, according to testimony by his wife Lorena in a 1994 court hearing, raped his wife. Afterwards, Lorena got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. According to an article in the National Women's Studies Association Journal, in the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena entered the bedroom where X was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was located.

The incident was chronicled in a jingle-
X was never a loner.
In fact, he was known as a roamer.
His wife seized his prize
And cut it to size.
Now X is his own organ donor.



Lurid incident, What expression did it give rise to? And name X as well.......