LOTUS POTUS

S For President!
At the palms chilling with the martini
S For President!
Your commander in bikini

When they tell you bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today
You can light in the motorcade in my hyper pink Escalade

S For President!
Not another oldie cliche
S For President!
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay

If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig
Make sure that shit it matches your skin tone
You can trust me with my finger on the button (nucular)
is a vocabulary don't
Trading in the cabinet for a walk in closet
Hey! (Hey!)

S For President!
America should put me in charge
S For President!
Look at Bush it can't be that hard

Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
But when his kicked his bucket
I'll put him the courts to clean,
Then I'll paint the white house pink and move to Maui

S For President!
A proponent of clean energy
S For President!
The real maverick in DC

Waterboarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police,
Boost the economy with all of the new jobs
Make over lady liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein
Hey!

S For President!
Get your cute little butt out there and vote,
S For President!
To spend some beauty tips and hope

S For President...
Hey!
S For President...
Hey!


S please..